10.25.11
Once upon a time, I didn’t drink whiskey. Jim Beam and I had a torrid one night shot stand that ended with multiple displeased parties not limited to just the two of us. It was an unfortunate event I never wished to repeat.
Now, 4 years later, I am chasing bourbon with champagne. It’s thanks to Wild Turkey in both its original form and especially in its honey form, American Honey. Jack Honey is the third and last member of this exclusive bourbon list. All other whiskey can fuck itself.
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09.08.11
Oddly reminiscent of one of our bouncers…
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08.02.11
I painted this for a client/friend as a gift for teh lulz because somehow he became nicknamed Kennybear. I’m the pink one, he’s the yellow one, and Lilah’s in blue.
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06.21.11
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06.16.11
This happened and IT IS GLORIOUS.
I also accept cotton candy, cotton candy rock candy, and cotton candy ices. Oh, and my stripper scent? It’s cotton candy.
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05.17.11
Stripper Time
Since we kinda don’t need to know dates or times, this is how we roll:
Moderately: The most commonly used. As in, “moderately on time.” Which is to say, within a half an hour of the appointed time I’m theoretically supposed to be there. If I’m supposed to be somewhere at 8pm, 8:30pm is still moderately on time.
Slightly: As in, “slightly late.” If it’s around 30-45 minutes after when I’m theoretically supposed to be there, I’m slightly late. Not enough to really be a concern, but no longer honestly able to remotely be called any sort of ‘on time.’
Mostly: As in, “mostly on time.” That’s startlingly close to on time. Within 10-15 minutes of the appointed time I’m supposed to be somewhere. The appropriate amount of time during which you can show up to work and still say you were actually, legitimately, more-or-less ‘on time.’
Hella: Rarely used, if ever. The closest to exact. “Hella on time” always has a note of awe and surprise and perhaps even rapture. ‘Dude, we were hella on time today!’ is cause for celebration. 8:02pm bitches! Conversely, “hella late” might be grounds for not showing up at all.
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04.06.11
Management
Me: What’s goin’ on tonight, are we short handed?
Joe: I’m a fucking guy with B cup tits and I’m behind the bar. Do you think we’re short handed?
Ladies and gents, our favourite manager. Just one of the reasons.
(Source: yourlastconfession)
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03.14.11
Stripper secret: while X-Rated looks all hot and dirty… we pick it when we don’t really feel like drinking a lot while still seeming sexy, or something. (A shot of X-Rated is 17% booze. Patron, Ketel, Jameson? 40% booze.)
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03.02.11
“And I’ll burn this whole thing down… It coulda been the champagne, the champagne.”
Pink champagne—champagne with grenadine, really—is the reason I’m giving my trademark Dirty Shirley a break. Though I’m just starting to think you can serve me anything so long as there’s grenadine involved.
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01.24.11
» Stripper Grrl: Sexuality at the Club.
The definition of sexual harrassment is surely very different at a strip club compared to a ‘normal’ workplace. While the business of a strip club is not selling actual sex (depending on how you define sex), it’s pretty close to it, so it’s impossible to have a sexless workplace…
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