09.13.10
QFLN!
Quote(s) from last night…
“I give direction well.”
“I don’t take them well, I give them. I’m the Queen.”
“Well I’m the Prince.”
“I still outrank you.”
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07.27.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night…
Golfer: “How much is a lapdance?”
Ava: “30.”
Golfer: “So I have 40. Do I get 20 back?”
Ava: “No; how many times does 30 go into 40?”
Golfer: “I failed math.”
Golfer: “What do you do here?”
Ava: “You find a girl you like and make her feel pretty by giving her money. Then she makes you feel pretty for having given her that money.”
Golfer: “I feel pretty everyday.” [Breaks out into West Side Story song.]
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07.26.10
QFLN!
Quote(s) from last night…
Mark: I’m not minute man: I’m a FedEx man—we drive alllllll night.
[I am resisting the urge to put “YEEEAAAAAH!” after that.]
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06.28.10
Conversations with naked people: Edition 3
via yourlastconfession:
Drunk Russian New Girl: (runs over to Dy. and hugs her, speaking with a THICK russian accent) Oh! I luvv you sooooo mutch! Very very niiice.
Dy: (laughing) Thanks.
DRNG: And da boobies, dey are so nice.
Lilah: Yea, Dy’s got great tits.
DRNG: Vuht? I russian. My english issss not soooo gud. I don’t understand.
Lilah: (grabbing my own tits and ‘showing them’) Breasts, I mean breasts.
DRNG: Ah! You mean da breasts! No, mine are no soo good.
Lilah: No, no, I meant Dy’s. Dy has lovely breasts.
DRNG: Ah! Yes. I luvv da boobies! Dey are soo nice!
This needed to be reblogged. Oh god, she was so funny. Nice call on remembering this, babe. Also, my best friend is awesome and I probably don’t say it enough, even though I try to say it whenever I think it. So if you want another view of the House, check out Lilah.
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06.23.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night…
[after the lapdance Kenny bought for Greg:]
Kenny: “So did he dance for you?”
Ava: “Oh yeah, he likes to move it, move it.”
Kenny: “I find that hard to believe.”
Ava: “I know. He pays me to tolerate him.”
[they seemed to get a big kick out of that.]
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06.22.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night…
“Woman: no beauty before, and no beauty above.”
“What is important is that you are clothed in your mind.”
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06.14.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night:
Paul: “I’m not the kind to hump for a bargain.”
Ava: [laughing] “Hump for a bargain. That one I have to remember.”
Paul: “Hunt! Hunt for a bargain!”
Money Talks: “Aw, c’mon don’t be such a pussy.”
Ava: “Why are you insulting me?”
Money Talks: “Is that an insult?”
Ava: “You’re using it like one.”
Money Talks: “Other girls do it.”
Ava: “Then I’ll get you another girl.”
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06.08.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night…
Sammy: “Oh? You’re Italian?”
Ava: “Yes, I’m Italian.”
Sammy: “And nobody’s killed you yet?”
Sammy: “Meanings have meanings.”
Sammy: “When someone likes you, they blink very fast. You should blink very fast.”
Ds.: “Sammy!! Hey Sammy, how are you?”
Sammy: [looks at me, ignores her] “I don’t know her.”
Ds.: “Sammy, you know me. Me and [—] sit with you during the day.”
Sammy: [still ignoring her] “I don’t know her.”
Ava: “It seems like she knows you.”
Sammy: “She may know me. I don’t know her.”
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06.07.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night…
Danny: [looks at me] “I really like your hair.”
Lilah: “Her hair?”
Danny: “Yeah, it reminds me of my mother.”
[laughter]
Lilah: “So you like her because she reminds you of your mother. And why do you like me?”
Danny: “You remind me of my sister.”
[laughter]
Ava: “Does your mother lead your sister around on a leash often?”
Danny: “We have a very interesting family.”
John Paul: “I just want to roll you up.. and… and… put you somewhere.”
Ava: “…What? …And where?”
John Paul: “It’s a movie. Something about brothers-in-law. The girl goes, ‘I want to roll you up and put you in my vagina.’ But I thought saying that would be weird.”
Ava: “Yeah, it’s still weird.”
Alex: “I like your tattoos. They’re very tasteful.”
[a few minutes of conversation pass]
Alex: “I like your hair. It’s very tasteful.”
Ava: “I think you are the only man to walk in here and compliment a stripper on being tasteful.”
[Editor’s notes: While I am a classy lady, the hair comments—both Danny and Alex’s—are funny because the left half of my head is shaved and the other side is an A-line chin bob. How that’s tasteful, or like anyone’s mum, I’d be interested to learn.]
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06.04.10
QFLN!
Quote(s) from last night…
“You look like Lady Gaga.”
“I’m going to take that as a compliment.”
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