10.25.11
Once upon a time, I didn’t drink whiskey. Jim Beam and I had a torrid one night shot stand that ended with multiple displeased parties not limited to just the two of us. It was an unfortunate event I never wished to repeat.
Now, 4 years later, I am chasing bourbon with champagne. It’s thanks to Wild Turkey in both its original form and especially in its honey form, American Honey. Jack Honey is the third and last member of this exclusive bourbon list. All other whiskey can fuck itself.
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10.06.11
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06.16.11
This happened and IT IS GLORIOUS.
I also accept cotton candy, cotton candy rock candy, and cotton candy ices. Oh, and my stripper scent? It’s cotton candy.
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03.14.11
Stripper secret: while X-Rated looks all hot and dirty… we pick it when we don’t really feel like drinking a lot while still seeming sexy, or something. (A shot of X-Rated is 17% booze. Patron, Ketel, Jameson? 40% booze.)
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03.11.11
It doesn’t matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.
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03.02.11
“And I’ll burn this whole thing down… It coulda been the champagne, the champagne.”
Pink champagne—champagne with grenadine, really—is the reason I’m giving my trademark Dirty Shirley a break. Though I’m just starting to think you can serve me anything so long as there’s grenadine involved.
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11.24.10
Life has been into giving me lemons recently; it just so happens that last night I added vodka. And NCIS.
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08.13.10
This is ‘my drink’ at the House.
You may think you’re looking at a Shirley Temple—but you would be wrong.
It doesn’t have a name, so our bartenders named it for me. You’re looking at Ava’s Drink, AKA “The Dirty Shirley.” 3/4 Ketel, 1/4 sprite, too much grenadine and too many cherries. It is my love.
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