Ava Adore

12.13.11

A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday: Send naughty season’s greetings with this handmade 5x7 card. This card, featuring the Stripping Santa, is “hand finished in glitter and come[s] with a co-ordinating coloured envelope.” $5.30 at Andrea Kett, “for collectors of superior smut,” a shop featuring fun cards, paper dolls, art prints, and zines. Order before December 21st; her shop will be on holiday hiatus after that until the end of January.

A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday: Send naughty season’s greetings with this handmade 5x7 card. This card, featuring the Stripping Santa, is “hand finished in glitter and come[s] with a co-ordinating coloured envelope.” $5.30 at Andrea Kett, “for collectors of superior smut,” a shop featuring fun cards, paper dolls, art prints, and zines. Order before December 21st; her shop will be on holiday hiatus after that until the end of January.

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12.11.11

 A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday: What’s a great stripper gift? Money. Of course money. So for $23, you can give your favourite dancer a rose made of money. The site says it’s customizable, so say it in singles or bennies, your choice. And if you’re feeling particularly ambitious, you can do it yourself with the Money Folding guide for $7.84 at Barnes & Noble.

A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday: What’s a great stripper gift? Money. Of course money. So for $23, you can give your favourite dancer a rose made of money. The site says it’s customizable, so say it in singles or bennies, your choice. And if you’re feeling particularly ambitious, you can do it yourself with the Money Folding guide for $7.84 at Barnes & Noble.

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12.08.11

I’m pleased to announce a very special addition to A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday, largely because your suggestions (I’m looking at you, Sapphic Stripper and Miss Ginger Lee) have inspired me to do it (Where? Here. Here.). That would be…
Ava Adore Designs. Shirts, mugs, and god knows what else. I’ll add more, but there are 15 up right now, including the above suggestions and other favourites like “Naked Ninja,” “Eat Sleep Strip,” and “Stripper! Now with radioactive superpowers!” Ideas? Send ‘em to me.
* The small catch is you have to register with Zazzle (it’s free) and log in to see them all. They made me tag everything that said ‘stripper’ or ‘pole’ with a PG-13 rating, which means passers-by don’t see them. Fuckers.

I’m pleased to announce a very special addition to A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday, largely because your suggestions (I’m looking at you, Sapphic Stripper and Miss Ginger Lee) have inspired me to do it (Where? Here. Here.). That would be…

Ava Adore Designs. Shirts, mugs, and god knows what else. I’ll add more, but there are 15 up right now, including the above suggestions and other favourites like “Naked Ninja,” “Eat Sleep Strip,” and “Stripper! Now with radioactive superpowers!” Ideas? Send ‘em to me.

* The small catch is you have to register with Zazzle (it’s free) and log in to see them all. They made me tag everything that said ‘stripper’ or ‘pole’ with a PG-13 rating, which means passers-by don’t see them. Fuckers.

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Y’all are so into these stripper-centric gifts! I’ll just keep ‘em coming. Added to the  A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday list are these cute, kitschy, funky pole dance magnets from Zuli Designs (they come in Brass Monkey and Scorpio poses) at $5 apiece. They’re especially good if wearing poles around your neck is just a little bit too “out” for you.

Y’all are so into these stripper-centric gifts! I’ll just keep ‘em coming. Added to the A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday list are these cute, kitschy, funky pole dance magnets from Zuli Designs (they come in Brass Monkey and Scorpio poses) at $5 apiece. They’re especially good if wearing poles around your neck is just a little bit too “out” for you.

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12.06.11

Next on A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday:If you’ve got some cash to toss around this holiday season for your favourite dancer, consider custom painted heels. My personal favourites are done by TaylorSays! (see above) but they cost a pretty penny at her shop. If it’s too much paper for you, you can check out lower-cost alternatives at shops like Rockstarlette, Roundtrip, Sweet Sin Couture, and others. Hello Kitty and Barbie girls, check Pin Up in Pink out. Most will work on your preferred shoe style and brand.

Next on A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday:
If you’ve got some cash to toss around this holiday season for your favourite dancer, consider custom painted heels. My personal favourites are done by TaylorSays! (see above) but they cost a pretty penny at her shop. If it’s too much paper for you, you can check out lower-cost alternatives at shops like Rockstarlette, Roundtrip, Sweet Sin Couture, and others. Hello Kitty and Barbie girls, check Pin Up in Pink out. Most will work on your preferred shoe style and brand.

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12.04.11

Next up on A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday, pole dance necklaces. Or earrings. Or bracelets. Available in gold or silver in Bridge, Eagle, Scorpio, and Ankle Cross (not pictured) poses. Check it out.

Next up on A Very Stripper Christmas Holiday, pole dance necklaces. Or earrings. Or bracelets. Available in gold or silver in Bridge, Eagle, Scorpio, and Ankle Cross (not pictured) poses.
Check it out.

(Source: ariellemegghead)

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11.26.11

Above. I feel like I’m inadvertently doing a stripper gift guide. You’re welcome. P.S. It’s ‘small business saturday’ and you should check out Etsy anyway.

Above. I feel like I’m inadvertently doing a stripper gift guide. You’re welcome. P.S. It’s ‘small business saturday’ and you should check out Etsy anyway.

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11.23.11

Well, someone gets it. (Good gift for the right client? Here. See also.)

Well, someone gets it. (Good gift for the right client? Here. See also.)

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11.22.11

A gift for the literate sexpot in your life.

A gift for the literate sexpot in your life.

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