Ava Adore

DSM of Dbags: Type B: “Father Figure.”

Installment two of the catalogue of the douchebags I meet.

Last night’s Douchebag of the Night: Type B, the “Father Figure.”

The psychology of Father Figure involves a ten minute or more lecture series that is meant to be flattering, concerning how you’re “too good” for this place, that you’re just “different” than the other girls and “above it” and should really get a different job. As with other douchebags, propensity toward not tipping.

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DSM of Dbags: Type A: “Pimp Juice.”

I am going to start catologuing the types of douchebags we get. I wonder how many kinds there are, because it seems like I run into many douchebags, but they all fit into probably 6-8 categories. I’ll explore them as I come across them.

Last night’s Douchebag of the Night:

We will call Type A “Pimp Juice.”

The psychology of Pimp Juice involves a stack of exhibited money, little desire to use it, a lot of latent anger management issues, and a desire to put other women down. Basically, they want to feel like they’re in a rap video but without the cash flow—nor champagne fountains.

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