05.20.10
DSM of Dbags: Type D: “Drunken Monkey.”
Installment four of the catalogue of the douchebags I meet.
Last night’s Douchebag of the Night: Type D, the “Drunken Monkey.”
The psychology of the Drunken Monkey is almost self-explanatory. These gents are beyond the legal limit. Shitfaced. Sauced. Hammered. Smashed. Plastered. Take your pick, because they aren’t forming words, let alone opinions beyond ‘You gotta purdy mouth.’ Any and all sounds will be at a yell. They are unaware, obnoxious, groping buffoons. They may be tipping—but is it worth it?
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