07.27.10
QFLN!
Quotes from last night…
Golfer: “How much is a lapdance?”
Ava: “30.”
Golfer: “So I have 40. Do I get 20 back?”
Ava: “No; how many times does 30 go into 40?”
Golfer: “I failed math.”
Golfer: “What do you do here?”
Ava: “You find a girl you like and make her feel pretty by giving her money. Then she makes you feel pretty for having given her that money.”
Golfer: “I feel pretty everyday.” [Breaks out into West Side Story song.]
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