Ava Adore

Conversations with naked people: Edition 3

via yourlastconfession:

Drunk Russian New Girl: (runs over to Dy. and hugs her, speaking with a THICK russian accent) Oh! I luvv you sooooo mutch! Very very niiice.
Dy: (laughing) Thanks.
DRNG: And da boobies, dey are so nice.
Lilah: Yea, Dy’s got great tits.
DRNG: Vuht? I russian. My english issss not soooo gud. I don’t understand.
Lilah: (grabbing my own tits and ‘showing them’) Breasts, I mean breasts.
DRNG: Ah! You mean da breasts! No, mine are no soo good.
Lilah: No, no, I meant Dy’s. Dy has lovely breasts.
DRNG: Ah! Yes. I luvv da boobies! Dey are soo nice!

This needed to be reblogged. Oh god, she was so funny. Nice call on remembering this, babe. Also, my best friend is awesome and I probably don’t say it enough, even though I try to say it whenever I think it. So if you want another view of the House, check out Lilah.