Ava Adore

ifyouwantedityouwould asked: Ok, so I'm just wondering if you can help me figure out what these girls (and by girls I mean strippers that I get lapdances from) want me to do when they say "I would turn gay for you"
Note: I'm a cute gay girl with adorable dimples
I mean. Is that the go-ahead for something and I'm just totally oblivious?

Haha, aw, mama. Alrighty. Let me try to cover all the bases…

1) “Is that the go ahead?” —No, you’re at a strip club. There is no “go ahead” unless you’d like to be kicked out. It’s true, the bouncers are more lenient with the female customers, but if you mean is that an actual invite to touch… notsomuch.

2) “What do they want me to do?” —Not much; they’re giving you the show you paid for, which is to say, to convince you that they like you: same for male or female, you’re paying for the illusion and temptation. Enjoy the experience.

3) “I would turn gay for you” —Red light there is ‘turn gay.’ Anyone who’s saying that to you is not gay. If I have a lady customer, I have no problem letting her know outright that I have The Gay.

So if you’re looking for some authentic girl on girl action, the strip club isn’t the place for it. If, however, you are nursing a fierce crush on one of the dancers and actually want to date her… Well, I’ll write up a separate post about that.

4) “I’m a cute gay girl with adorable dimples” —Stop by the House sometime when you’re in New York. ;)

Thank for the question!
And any of you following, feel free to send anything in. Those of you without a tumblr, try the email out. Nothing’s off limits.
(Watch me eat my words, haha.)