Ava Adore

Shift: 05.19.10, 11pm-4am.

So with how there’s really been no money at the club lately, I decided to go in with Lilah for a late Wednesday shift to see if it was any better (as I am usually there Thursdays and Mondays). I got my Show Stopper outfit (see previous post) in the mail yesterday and thought I’d try it out, besides.

There wasn’t much of a spending difference. 1 dance, 1 douchebag, pretty average statistics lately, unfortunately. My first client was the dance/douche combo. I was called over by Douchebag of the Evening, who was there with a girl, Traci. She turned out to be very sweet and she is who received the dance. More on Dbag in a bit.

Then no one paid attention to me, so I did a costume change into what Ry. calls my “MILF” outfit: “muppet I’d like to fuck.” Don’t ask. It involves fluorescent fringe. That didn’t work out either, so I pulled out the big guns: Snow White. Why everybody loves Snow White, I don’t know, but I won’t complain.

So as Snow White I made my biggest tips of the night, first with a guy who was very close to being a Screwdriver except he was tipping Dy. and I very consistently. When we were clear there would be no ‘happy ending’ in a dance of any kind, he tipped each of us 20 to do a heavy makeout with each other. I was not going to complain.

Last set of the night, a group of 3 girls and a guy came in, around 3:15. The DJ was playing my main songs, Mirrors and Ka-boom Ka-boom, so I was rocking pretty hard. They made it rain for me, so it was a nice ending to the evening, and they were all sweet. A shame I couldn’t stay to chat with the place closing up.

No news is good news: Minor bruising, not worth adding to the war wounds gallery. I thought I was going to have way worse friction bruising from some of the spins I was doing, but so far, so good.

Douchebag Count: 1.
$hift Grade: D