Ava Adore
"I fight with my clothes off."
The strip club where I work is nicknamed "the House." Girls' names are shortened and abbreviated—unless it's Lilah, my best friend, who also works with me there.
Hit me with your best shot:
Riot grrrl. Magna cum laude. Lush. Burlesque babydoll. Pin-up punk. Cherrybomb.
They're playing my song...
Puscifer: Rev 22:20 &
Rob Zombie: House of 1000 Corpses & Halestorm: I Get Off & Jace Everett: Bad Things & Queen Adreena: Pretty Like Drugs.
...Current full set list here.
Me: What’s goin’ on tonight, are we short handed?
Joe: I’m a fucking guy with B cup tits and I’m behind the bar. Do you think we’re short handed?
Ladies and gents, our favourite manager. Just one of the reasons.
(Source: yourlastconfession)
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