Ava Adore

Shift: 09.29.10, 6pm-2am.

This was an… interesting evening. I should have had omens when I walked into the back and a new dancer, Lz., looked at me, then the manager, and said, “Where did you find that?” in an appreciative tone. Turns out she was a dancer at the House a few years back.

Also funny, because she looks like one of my little brother’s friends. She was working day shift, so I only was in her company for an hour or so, during which she wanted to impress me with tricks on stage—one of which was picking up dollar bills with just her ass cheeks?

I know I was supposed to be appreciative, so I was: I recognize the strength and skill that takes. However, it still on a basic level suggests to me, between squatting and clenching, a number of other, less impressive things. My client seemed to dig it, though.

I did a few dances that night and took care of a few drunk people, like Ch.’s friend Justin from the other night who was unabashedly throwing an inordinate amount of money at the stage for her. I guess this was the evening of Attempts to Impress?

Anyway, he was trashed and we had to put him in the car to sleep it off a bit. That bad. The client-highlight of my evening, though, was when a group of 3 (or was it 5? the group seemed to grow) came in a little after midnight.

One was a girl in plaid, another was her engaged friend, and the other was the friend’s fiance’s best friend. The Best Friend Man liked asses, liked me, and had this idea where he wanted to get all three of them a lapdance.

It was like Musical Chairs, if people were chairs and instead of walking between beats you were grinding. Okay. Just so we have correct visuals. So for the space of 3 lapdances I rotated between the 3 of them, and that was pretty funny.

Nothing other major to report. Emotions were high because both Ch. and Lilah were having bad nights, so I spent some time talking with each of them. I learned a new ending to one of my upside down tricks. Wore Hot for Teacher all night.

Douchebag Count: 0.
$hift Grade: B-